By If you were a kid—or even a fun-loving adult—in 1991, you knew exactly where you were when the world demanded more Turtle Power.
Thirty-five years later, it’s time to talk about this neon-tinted, pizza-fueled, Vanilla Ice-dancing time capsule. Let’s be honest: in the pantheon of cinema, this isn’t Shakespeare. It isn’t even The Godfather. Haha. I am sure you, my dear readers, get my point by now. But in the pantheon of ’90s pop culture, The Secret of the Ooze is a cornerstone of joy—a triumphant, unapologetic pivot to childish fun that still holds up as a, well… blast!
